merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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And I plan to treat myself in every way possible today. Food, True Blood Episodes, and sleeping in until 12pm cuz I’m off work

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You look so good in love.

—Kei, six word poems (via abluesforbrklyn)

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And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

Paulo Coelho  (via seulray)

I learned the hard way

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guitarsandcontrabandx:

darnni:

calins:

IF THIS ISNT THE BEST VIDEO YOUVE SEEN ON THIS SITE THEN IDK WHAT YOURE DOIN

It’s been two years and I’m still laughing at this video

Gets me every time

The commentary though LMAO

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The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

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Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

—(via awelltraveledwoman)

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exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

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just another day of not being rich and famous

.forgot famous….just want the rich part.

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After Clocking Out and a Customer Tries to Ask For Shit

angrycashierchick:

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ebbaliciousz:

ayojadexbreezy:

14yearsakid:

nya-kin:

Didn’t even let her finish talking lmaoo

LMFAOOOOOOOO

I CANT BREATHE SOMEBODY HELP ME IM ON THE FLOOR. JESUS JESUS JESUS PLEASE.

OMGGGGGGGGG Glozelllll!!!!! lmaoooooo

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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